20则超短的英语小短文？

1.A dumb boy
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer…，“This is the dumbest kid in the world.Watch while I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dpllar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,then calls the boy over and asks,“Which do you want,son?”The boy takes the quarters and leaves.“What did I tell you?”said the barber.“That kid never learns!”Later, when the customer leaves,he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.“Hey,son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”The boy licked his cone and replied,“Because the day I take the dollar,the game's over!”
2.Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. ``
3.A Mistake ：An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. Give me $500 each, he said, and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.
Done! said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
Where are the others? asked a medic.
Last I knew, said the American, the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.
4.Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH(女巫)!! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.