Generally speaking,I always have too many rules every day.My school has too many many rules too.I must reach school at 7:15 a.m. every day.At school,we must wear school uniforms every day.But I don't like to wear school uniforms .We can't eat snacks in small amounts between meals at school.After school,we can't go home untill we have cleaned the classroom .At home I can't go out and play.I have to do my homework.At night,I can't watch TV and I won't be in bed until ten o'clock p.m.. (原创，你可要多多加分啊)
初一英语幽默小短文（配翻译和录音）
Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged? She waited for an answer expectfully .
Plug in nose. is the answer.
插在何处
一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢？”母亲期待着儿子的回答。
“插在鼻子里！”儿子回答说。
一片七年级下册的英语小作文
Hello,I am Kate.I'm from Class1,Grade7.Yesterday,I rode a bike to the library on 9 in the morning. And I put the bike in front of the library.When I went out of the library,I couldn't find my bike.The bike is new and biue.There is a yellow basket in front of it.You can call me 3278781.